Just as i was thinking I will get away with not being complained at this week I got lucky and checked in one of the most ignorant creatures on earth! So as I was checking this small man, he went on to me about his status and I thought "ok, brace yourself , cause something extremely unpleasant is going to happen here!"
And so it goes:
Owl: What would you like for your amenity sir?
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: Breakfast.
Owl: Continental Breakfast, no problem.
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: What? Continental Breakfast, I want the full breakfast with everything on it.
Owl: That's ok sir, if you want to have the full breakfast you only need to pay 5 euros.
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: What!?! I'm a Platinum member! i should not have to pay for breakfast, this should be one of my entitlement!
Owl: And it is. You are entitled to Continental breakfast.
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: Why do I need to pay for the full breakfast? I have free breakfast, lunch and dinner on other hotels. I am a Diamond member on "Muppet Hotels" and i get all these things! Continental Breakfast, that's only cereals, that's hardly anything to eat...
Owl: Sorry sir, this property only gives this kind of amenity thou, it may differ from property to property.
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: This is not good enough. Can I have my room keys.
Owl: Here you go sir, you were upgraded into a very nice deluxe room!
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: What?!? Is there no Suite? I'm always upgraded to suite on other hotels, I'm a Platinum/Diamond etc. etc. member, If I'd had known that it would be like this, I would have booked into "Muppet Hotel"!
Owl: This room is very nice and it has a balcony.
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: Yeah, but its not a suite, isn't it?
Owl: No, sorry the hotel is fully booked and all the suites are occupied (by people who are actually paying for the price of it, not like you! cheap bastard!)
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: (took the key, went to the room and called after a few minutes...)
Owl: how may I help you sir?
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: May I speak to you manager, the balcony of this room is closed, I'm really disappointed, I am a Platinum/Diamond etc. etc. member. This is not good enough.
Owl: Sorry sir, let me connect you to the manager.
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: This is disappointing, i am given a ordinary room, with a balcony feature that does not open, and am asked to pay 5 euro for breakfast and have to pay 25 euro for parking too! This is ridiculous!
Manager: Sorry to hear that. We just need you to sign a waiver and security can open your balcony.
Platinum/Diamond/Jerk: You're apologising but doing nothing about it. I am a Platinum/Diamond etc. etc. I do not need to pay for things on the other hotels I stay, blah blah blah, (repeating everything he said to Owl)
Manager: I'll give you the parking for free this time sir, goodnight!
This is what we go through...
To all the really good Platinum guest(yes people! there are some good ones but are very rare to find) that I checked in this week, KUDOS to you for being well mannered, we really hope every member is as good as you, sadly most of them gets this stupid sickness of "its Mine, all Mine, everything is Mine" with all the crazy ass attitude attached to it, which only attracts negative energy (screw you small man, and not in a nice way, i hope you rot in hell bastard!!! evil laugh).
Have a good weekend all!!!
PS: this is dedicated to Linda who is going to Canada, best of luck girl!!!
